The Top 10 "Things I Would Have Done Differently on R-Day"
1.
I would have worn shoes I could run in.
2.
I would not have worn a shirt that said Superman.
3.
I would not have brought 6 suitcases…just more underwear.
4.
I would not have let my mom call me “pumpkin” in front of the 2/C.
5.
I would not have boasted about how many pushups I could do.
6.
I would have learned how to get "in step" faster.
7.
I would have shaved my mullet.
8.
I would have doubly reinforced my weak suitcase handle with more duct tape.
9.
I would have given my girlfriend her goodbye kiss before arriving to check in.
10.
I would have eaten a good meal and drank plenty of water before reporting.
1.
I would have worn shoes I could run in.
2.
I would not have worn a shirt that said Superman.
3.
I would not have brought 6 suitcases…just more underwear.
4.
I would not have let my mom call me “pumpkin” in front of the 2/C.
5.
I would not have boasted about how many pushups I could do.
6.
I would have learned how to get "in step" faster.
7.
I would have shaved my mullet.
8.
I would have doubly reinforced my weak suitcase handle with more duct tape.
9.
I would have given my girlfriend her goodbye kiss before arriving to check in.
10.
I would have eaten a good meal and drank plenty of water before reporting.