Do plebes still have to cut cakes/pies? Would be funny to see a plebe do this:
http://gizmodo.com/mathematicians-have-found-crazy-new-ways-to-cut-pizza-i-1751776752
2nd in command of STRATCOM suspended:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2436621/Second-command-countrys-nuclear-arsenal-suspended-investigated-GAMBLING.html