As I was pestering my Ret Army Husband the other day about going on our exercise walk (Which he always tries to get out of) . he said "I don't need a walk, I am ready for a Ruck march" She said "Great do you want Army Boots, Marine Boots or Navy Boots?" He said "Navy! what are those HOUSE SLIPPERS!" other son "Actually that would Be Sperry Deck Shoes!"