Hilarious stuff found on shirts (and bumper stickers)

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  1. fencersmother

    fencersmother Founding Member

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    I just saw this on a t-shirt:

    I'm a pilot. To save time, just assume I'm never wrong.

    Same morning:

    Keep your city clean. Eat a pigeon.
     
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    AROTC-dad Just a dad

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    This is an old bumper sticker I have seen and liked:

    "Driver carries no cash.....kid plays hockey"

    Fencer, I'm sure you could substitute "Fences" for plays hockey, right?
     
  3. fencersmother

    fencersmother Founding Member

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    OH MY GOSH!!! Given the choice between that $400 blue steel blade that will break five minutes after it's unsheathed, and paying the mortgage? Well, there's a t-shirt/bumper sticker in there somewhere. :)
     
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    Be alert...the world needs more lerts.
     
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    raimius USAFA Alumnus

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    I have seen this one a few times, finally found the image online. Key words: "zombie stick family."

    And look at the "insured by mafia" on license plate holder...
     

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  9. Capt MJ

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    I usually have no problem uploading. Doesn't look right on iPhone. Once more:
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