Our Friend In Libia

[AF6872]

Gaddafi just finished:

Swine Flue was created for military purposes.

African Union should have a permanent seat on the Security Council.

People from Africa are flooding into Europe because Europe stole all their treasures during colonialism.

UN should be in Beijing or Delhi so people don't have to travel so far and the agressive security in NY sucks. (I totally agree with this, move it somewhere else and see who pays)

No nation intervened in the US Civil War so why should any nation intervene in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Who killed Lee Harvey Oswald? Jack Ruby, a Jew.

The UN is nothing if not entertaining and a pain in the you know what when you have to travel the FDR when something is going on there.

 

[AF6872]

Hugo Chavez to address UN tomorrow. This should be good. Where do they come up with their speakers?

 

[goaliedad]

Perhaps they will have a re-broadcast on the Comedy Channel???

 

[gunner1zeus]

Maybe Gadhafi, chavez and Ahmadinejad could present their points simultaneously in 3 stooges style. The first episode would go broadcast after that PPV I would pay to watch it.
My question is who would play which stooge???

 

[AF6872]

Ahmadinejad = Moe (love the off the rack suits)
Chavez = Curly (fat and cropped hair)
Gadhafi = Larry (definitely Larry with the hair and hat)

How come a lot of these guys show up in bedsheets?

 

[AF6872]

Scarlett O'Hara's green dress looked better and that was the drapes!!!

 

[gunner1zeus]

Why bed sheets thats easy
buttons are time consuming
zippers are to complicated
Velcro gets plugged with sand
for fasteners that only leaves rope and the only thing that looks good with rope are bedsheets although not fitted sheets.

We forgot a stooge, Shemp a good fill in for him would have been Sodamn Insane but he's out of the running so nominations are open.

 

[AF6872]

Actually the Marx Brothers are a better fit. "I once shot an Elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I will never know". Velcro? Is that one of those amazing Islamic inventions stolen by the West? As an Islamic scholar once said to an interviewer: We gave you the Arabic Numbering system and invented zero. Without missing a heart beat the guy said: But what have you done for us lately?