Not responsive, but couldnt help myself
1) A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender and says, "Would you like to hear an Aggie joke?" The
bartender, who was a big guy says "Now before you tell that joke take a look at that diploma, I went to Texas A&M, and
you see that guy working the door, an equally large man, he went to A&M, and that guy over there playing pool well
he's an Aggie too, so now are you sure you want to tell that joke?" So the guy says "Well not anymore, I would have to
explain it 3 times"
2) An aggie and a Longhorn were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Longhorn that if
nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Longhorn if he had any last words and the Longhorn said no so
he pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the aggie got into the chair and they told him if
nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you
plug in the chair!"
and finally
3) Did you hear that Coach R.C. Slokum is only dressing 10 players for the next home game. The rest of the team will get
dressed by themselves.