U.S. Department of Peace and Non-Violence?

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  1. Zaphod

    Zaphod Founding Member

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    Talk about moonbats. :rolleyes:

    Check out the part in red!

    GO NAVY! BEAT PEACE! :yllol: :yllol: :yllol: :yllol:
     
  2. USNA69

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    I thought they already had a Peace Academy in Berkeley.

    I am already working on their Plebe Summer schedule.:shake: :shake:
     
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  3. The Commissioner

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    I'm sure that when OBL would like a little laughter in his life, he reads the minutes of the SFO Board of Supv. meetings.
     
  4. Zaphod

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    WHAT IS THE FIFTH GENERAL ORDER OF AN ANARCHIST?

    :yllol:
     
  5. Just_A_Mom

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    Oh I think there are some others than just Berkeley - peace studies is the new "in" major.

    Let's see, the uniform of the day would be:
    T-Shirt with a big peace sign on the front - or the Chinese symbol for peace, cut-off shorts or long flowing skirts for women, bare feet, unless it is snowing then flip flops.
    Neither shaving nor haircuts allowed for either sex.

    I can smell the incense already - haha
     
  6. USNA69

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    Are you sure that is incense you are smelling?

    They will only have to wear uniforms when standing "watch" which will consist entirely of guarding John Lennon's tomb.
     
  7. Zaphod

    Zaphod Founding Member

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    And their uniform will include a T-shirt with Che Guevara on it.
     
  8. jamzmom

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    "Internationally, a Department of Peace will advise the president and Congress on the most innovative techniques to establish and promote peace among nations, and will research and analyze the root causes of war to help prevent conflicts from escalating to the point of violence."

    This is sure to be a big hit in the middle east.
     
  9. Zaphod

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    Well, if you listen to the moonbats, the root cause is George W. Bush. Get rid of him and global warming will cease, peace will break out, Iran will petition the congress to become the 51st state, etc., etc., etc.... :rolleyes:

    You know, I'm pretty critical of W on some things, but these people are just simply unhinged.
     
  10. nosmileysforme

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    "It will create a Peace Academy, on par with the Military Service Academies"

    How will they haze? Will they be made to roll in flowers, chase little lambs in fields of clover, tie-dye the upper classpersons tee shirts?

    Hmmm, somehow I don't think it will be on par.

    Parabellum is Latin for the second half of the phrase "If you love peace prepare for war."

    I personally love the peace symbol made from the B-52 bomber and the flight groups logo, "peace the old fashioned way".
     
  11. WAMom68

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    When I told a co-worker my son would be attending West Point he had the nerve to say to me, “I wish we had a peace academy instead of the military academies.” If this becomes a reality he can send his kids to the “peace academy” and tell me what a war-monger my son is.

    I always thought it was here in Olympia, AKA: The Evergreen State College.
    Typical uniform includes Birkenstocks, tie-dyed clothing, and dreadlocks. By the way, that incense you smell is Patchouli.
     
  12. Just_A_Mom

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    Ah yes Evergreen! I have a 20 year old attending the North Carolina version - makes life interesting in our house!
    They actually have a sign on the door of the Chem building - "Shoes are required in all labs"
    These schools make Berkeley seem downright conservative. :wink:
     
  13. Zaphod

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    Proof that some people shouldn't be permitted to breed. :mad:
     
  14. WAMom68

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    Z - I totally agree. Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot!

    What really gets me are the war protestors. Earlier this week they were shipping equipment to our troops in Iraq out of the Port of Tacoma. Several people were arrested for crossing the barriers the police had put up. The protestors say they support our troops but not the war and then they try to prevent shipment of needed equipment. If they really supported the troops they would WANT them to have all the equipment necessary to do their mission. :rolleyes:
     
  15. dblock

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    Off topic : What do you guys think of the change we made from the Department of War to the Defense Department?
     
  16. Zaphod

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    We should rename it the War Department. That change was a sop to the peaceniks.
     
  17. The Commissioner

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    I vote for DOD. Wars come and go, but defense should be eternally vigilant.
     
  18. Zaphod

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    Hmmm..... Food for thought.
     

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