Ulterior Motive..not really

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  1. nucwarrant

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    When I decided at the age of 50 to pursue a masters degree in engineering at Kings Point I joked with my wife that my ulterior motive was to get to know some of the midshipmen and pick out a nice young man to marry our oldest daughter. To which my daughter reminded me that she was a blackbelt and would put a serious hurt on me if I even thought about it.
    In all seriousness, my daughter's a sophomore in college at West Chester University and pretty enough that young men can't seem to muster up the courage to ask her out (come on guys, haven't you seen the movie "she's out of my league?).
    Any midshipment looking for a date to the ring dance with a pretty girl who's "modern geek" (I've learned that means into sci-fi and things like justice league) drop me a line. Please include your major, GPA and plans after graduation:smile:
     
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    Major - Deck
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    After Graduation - Admiralty Law

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  3. negativestability13

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    Major- Logistics
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    Plans after graduation- Brokerage

    I counter offer with $275
     
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    I work out everyday...

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    All I eat is sushi and vegies, and get big every day in O'hara

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    Go rams...

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    Your daughter is sooooo going to kill you! (But it will make a great story at the wedding!)
     
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    I bleed Gold and Purple

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    Our Wedding!!!
    I do love shotgun weddings...not the first time!

    so lets bring it to $350
     
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    Epic Thread!!!:thumb:

    nucwarrant: Why all the sales pitch you could have just said she's female, not wholly geographically undesirable since her school is less than 3 hours away from KP and got the same interest. Back in the day we used to travel to places like Mount Holyoke, etc. in search of similar young women, that was twice as far...but I agree when she figures out you posted this she's going to kill you.
     
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    I have a car and I am not afraid to use it.

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  13. negativestability13

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    I love danger

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  14. EmergencyTug

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    I will slash your tires!!

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  15. EmergencyTug

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    nucwarrent - how about a picture?
     
  16. ShaftAlley

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    How short of a dress is she allowed to wear?

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    that'll liven up the bidding... maybe
     
  18. ShaftAlley

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    Or kill it, sometimes its best to not know what she looks like. Suprised are always nice
     
  19. EmergencyTug

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    nucwarrent - She is a girl right?....there was a time in Singapore...nevermind.
     
  20. ShaftAlley

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    Singapore? Ive been there before. Was her name Roxi?
     
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