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Ok, to try to bring this back to OP's request:

Each of the service chiefs were asked to send someone to secure a building.
The Army sent a platoon to form a perimeter around it.
The Marines sent a squad to do a room by room search and clear.
The Navy sent a seaman to check the doors and windows were locked.
The Air Force sent a major to get a two year lease with a five year option.

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We should be so proud these are the kind of USMA officers we are producing. Maybe this explains his auto delete on the General Od sexual harrasment memo
 
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You know folks- if there is any value to where this thread went , it is escaping me. I surely don't see why the OP should have been flamed for starting what even he would admit was nothing more than a silly lighthearted thread. If you have this burning desire to take it out on someone else because your wife just bit you and your dog dumped on your carpet- then go into the nearest bar and start a fight and take your chances that someone won't clean your clock for being a jerk- but keep your anonymous bullying off this forum. This thread and others like it shouldn't need moderating - GROW UP!
 
Physicsguru said:
Ok, to try to bring this back to OP's request:

Each of the service chiefs were asked to send someone to secure a building.
The Army sent a platoon to form a perimeter around it.
The Marines sent a squad to do a room by room search and clear.
The Navy sent a seaman to check the doors and windows were locked.
The Air Force sent a major to get a two year lease with a five year option.

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Ah, and as is typical, they forgot to ask the Coast Guard service chief.... and would realize it some time later.
 
bruno said:
You know folks- if there is any value to where this thread went , it is escaping me. I surely don't see why the OP should have been flamed for starting what even he would admit was nothing more than a silly lighthearted thread. If you have this burning desire to take it out on someone else because your wife just bit you and your dog dumped on your carpet- then go into the nearest bar and start a fight and take your chances that someone won't clean your clock for being a jerk- but keep your anonymous bullying off this forum. This thread and others like it shouldn't need moderating - GROW UP!
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Agree, I would hope our officers can act like ones and not like the young kids they are replying to. Second and final post.
 
Scout-1 said:
Agree, I would hope our officers can act like ones and not like the young kids they are replying to. Second and final post.
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So you just joined the forum to flame and not to contribute to the overall purpose of the SA Forums?
 
Dixieland said:
So you just joined the forum to flame and not to contribute to the overall purpose of the SA Forums?
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Hey now, I had a fan there. Granted it may have been a John Hinckley /Jodie Foster thing, but hey...take any press you can get!
 
Look, I'm not trying to poop on the kid. I came off as more sarcastic than I intended. Is this thread dumb? Yes. If you want inter-service jokes (which are woefully premature at this point), then google it. Seriously. After 230+ years of 'Murica, it's all been said.

The Army is rigid and dumb, and we'll take anyone with a pulse.
The Navy is a bunch of sea-going weirdos the Army wouldn't take.
The Air Force is like United Airlines with half the work ethic and twice the overhead.
The Marines don't know what "work smarter" means, but it sounds like thinking and they're wholly uninterested in that.
The Coast Guard...what's that?

Is it a reality that his high school relationship is probably going to end when they both spend 4 years cooped up in social petri dishes? Yes. Or maybe not. Maybe they'll have 4 kids and a quaint craftsman-inspired bungalow with basement moisture problems. Who can say?

So, I apologize, kiddo. My bad. It was lighthearted and I should've left it that way.

Look at the bright side...even if she does run off with some squid, the College of Charleston is a hammer store. You'll be fine. And you'll be educated. And in the Army. You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels, my friend.
 
And you know, going to a college next door to a hammer store is rather convenient when you finally decide to tackle that basement moisture problem in that quaint craftsman-inspired bungalow of your's.:thumb:

Now, if you would kindly stow your tray table and return your seat back to the full upright position, we're about to land at our luxurious and overpriced corporate HQs (I mean AF Base). I know figuring out how the seat belt works is tough for you Army guys, but actually showing you how to work it out would mean I would have to do actual work, and it's past 3:15, so, you know.....:biggrin:
 
And my typical response for jealous ribbing from a sister service member about the AF's culture: Don't blame me for your own poor life choices...." :shake:
 
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