Wedgie Lawsuit


... another slow conversation starter.

To prevent another lawsuit, post a warning sign: Wearing a floss is dangerous to your health.
Or
For extreme wedgie, call 911 or visit the nearest Emergency room.
Another painful wedgie story -

Air Assault School - Fort Campbell 1981
Attendees control their own fate - follow the training and instructions without exception.

Always re-tie your swiss seat (rappelling harness) between rappels because ropes stretch with use... when asked if you re-tied your seat don't lie.

More than one participant failed to re-tie their swiss seat and ended up in the ER for wedgie injuries.
 
You know it's bad when "wedgie injuries" is the euphemism.
 
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