Iraqi Bumper Stickers

scoutpilot

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Some ideas to make money in the lucrative Iraqi bumper sticker market...(collected from friends)

My other car is a VBIED

This car stops at all TCPs.

Al-Sadr: Change you can believe in.

Don't blame me, I voted for Saddam.

CF raided my house and all I got was this lousy sticker.

Coexist (without Shias, Turkomans, Christians, or Kurds)

On my way to claim my 72 virgins.

If you can read this, your cordon failed.

Picture of Sadaam saying, "Do you miss me now?"

Horn broken- look for massive HME blast.

155mm on board

I can see your green laser pointer, I just don't care.

Don't drink and jihad.
 
Here is your best "Bumper Sticker": In accordance with the provisions of the current rules of engagement we placed a bumper sticker on said vehicle. Just like "South of The Border".

http://www.livevideo.com/video/088E72C8688C489698084936A78F47AE/missile-strike.aspx

Shadow, Spooky, stinger or Spectre They can still stick some bumper stickers on the bad guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lE_BbE_8E8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmzYO-XU5bs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imd1HOjKD2w&feature=related
 
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Some ideas to make money in the lucrative Iraqi bumper sticker market...(collected from friends)

My other car is a VBIED

This car stops at all TCPs.

Al-Sadr: Change you can believe in.

Don't blame me, I voted for Saddam.

CF raided my house and all I got was this lousy sticker.

Coexist (without Shias, Turkomans, Christians, or Kurds)

On my way to claim my 72 virgins.

If you can read this, your cordon failed.

Picture of Sadaam saying, "Do you miss me now?"

Horn broken- look for massive HME blast.

155mm on board

I can see your green laser pointer, I just don't care.

Don't drink and jihad.

ROFLMAO

How about...

My child is an honor student at Al-Queda Terrorist Training Camp.

And you know, the old "Run Hillary Run" might just work as well...
 
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