I'm a dual South Korean/American citizen. Unless I want to give up my Korean citizenship, I'll have to serve for a maximum of 2 years in the South Korean military (although most enlistments are shorter than that). Since I don't speak much Korean, they'd probably drop me in a KATUSA unit (Korean...
I've gone over the FAQ and I'm aware that questions like "what are my chances?" are pretty common here, so I apologize for making another one of these threads. However, I really need some advice and straight-up honesty that I won't be able to get anywhere else. Please help a moron teenager out...