Recent content by Twins4us

Our DS brought only the pages of the security form that he had filled with information, as HCopter said above. It is only a guide for them to enter into the computer during BCT. He also took a notebook that listed contact details of his references, passwords he might need, and other relevant...

Got a last-minute pic from our DS.

Speaking of that movie and bacon, did you know Meg Ryan has a Bacon Number of 1 and Billy Crystal is a 2?

Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.

Hoping no one will rat me out. This means you Dad_2024

On that note... How do you make the number one disappear? Put a g on it and it's gone.

Here I thought this thread would be about National Drink Wine Day. I am a fan of baseball and the wife loves wine. A win-win in our house.

That reminds me of... How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

One of my go to jokes.

I see what you did there. You were Lincoln my joke to the presidents. Nice.

This joke rocks!!

One I'm sure my boys are tired of hearing... Practice makes permanent. Perfect practice makes perfect.

Bacon. It wins any debate.

From my DS during basic this past summer..."Trust me ma'am, if we do something stupid, it's most likely on purpose."

Bought one of our twins a sign for his room while in COS for parents weekend. It said, "Frog parking, all others will be toad." He cringed. On another note, I told my doolie a dad joke walking back from the A-day parade. He cringed but his squadmates all laughed. They said that they haven't...