Love the blonde jokes! Now I have some new ones to send to my blonde friend - she collects them. Here is another one:
--Why do blondes hate M & M's?
Because they are too hard to peel.
In this house we collect redneck jokes. My husband is always telling us he comes from a family of rednecks, he is kidding, but we do love the jokes.
--Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
--Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
During cadet basic training my son was always looking for new jokes or trivia. This one was a big hit with the cadre:
--What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Someone's fixin to lose a house trailer...
--Why do blondes hate M & M's?
Because they are too hard to peel.
In this house we collect redneck jokes. My husband is always telling us he comes from a family of rednecks, he is kidding, but we do love the jokes.
--Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
--Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
During cadet basic training my son was always looking for new jokes or trivia. This one was a big hit with the cadre:
--What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Someone's fixin to lose a house trailer...