Mmmidshipman
5-Year Member
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2016
- Messages
- 42
Your average candidate
By mmmidshipman
Complete Pending Review
One phrase I can’t eschew
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It seems immortal
I come back day by day
I cannot stay away
Three sport varsity athlete
I will not admit defeat
I trudged my way through Girls State
I’m consistently up way too late
With a two page resume
I’m not one to dismay
Never touched a drop of liquor
Neither weed nor anything sicker
No speeding tickets
No referrals, just crickets
My record speaks for itself
Why do I need to explain myself?
I’m not your average high school student
My application is in, surely I was prudent.
My dedication hasn’t swayed
My scores have made the grade
My classmates do not understand
Why I would risk my life for this land
Why could it possibly take so long
I’ve patiently been dragged along
My friends have been accepted
Maybe mine was intercepted...
I cannot see the light at the end
Hopefully it’s just around the bend
I’m reading the fortunes in a cookie
I’m no Magic 8 Ball rookie
Checking my horoscope every day
Stalking the mail coming my way
Oh, when will I be appointed
I’m getting disappointed
But as long as I’m not part of the TWE fray
I can wait another day.
By mmmidshipman
Complete Pending Review
One phrase I can’t eschew
Refresh portal
It seems immortal
I come back day by day
I cannot stay away
Three sport varsity athlete
I will not admit defeat
I trudged my way through Girls State
I’m consistently up way too late
With a two page resume
I’m not one to dismay
Never touched a drop of liquor
Neither weed nor anything sicker
No speeding tickets
No referrals, just crickets
My record speaks for itself
Why do I need to explain myself?
I’m not your average high school student
My application is in, surely I was prudent.
My dedication hasn’t swayed
My scores have made the grade
My classmates do not understand
Why I would risk my life for this land
Why could it possibly take so long
I’ve patiently been dragged along
My friends have been accepted
Maybe mine was intercepted...
I cannot see the light at the end
Hopefully it’s just around the bend
I’m reading the fortunes in a cookie
I’m no Magic 8 Ball rookie
Checking my horoscope every day
Stalking the mail coming my way
Oh, when will I be appointed
I’m getting disappointed
But as long as I’m not part of the TWE fray
I can wait another day.