Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Sciencnerd]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens don't have the cognitive ability to perform such complex tasks, so it was random.

 

[THParent]

Why are chickens awesome?




Beecaawze !

 

[Capt MJ]

Challenge: Dad Joke AND Chuck Norris fact, bonus points for using “roundhouse kick”

 

[EEBTTF]

What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college?​

“You’re the man of the house now”

 

[Capt MJ]

What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college?​

“You’re the man of the house now”

Yessssss

 

[FutureAcademyDad?]

Chuck Norris completed the roundhouse kick bottle cap challenge...


before the bottle cap was invented.

 

[Capt MJ]

Chuck Norris completed the roundhouse kick bottle cap challenge...


before the bottle cap was invented.

Bonus

 

[Dad_2024]

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
He immediately unleashes a vicious roundhouse kick, decapitating a rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist in one blow. At the next table, he left foot roundhouse kicks a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, killing all three. Next up, three bouncers, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a German, that kick dismembered them in seconds.... Chuck Norris can't finish a joke, he always forgets the punchline.

 

[usafcellist2026]

Challenge: Dad Joke AND Chuck Norris fact, bonus points for using “roundhouse kick”

I'll do you one better

Challenge: What Capt MJ challenged, but also involves bacon

 

[THParent]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?



No Ideer !

 

[Twins4us]

 

[Twins4us]

Chuck Norris only needs one degree to get to Kevin Bacon

 

[EEBTTF]

Bonus

Ok - Enough about Chuck Norris. My contribution for the evening is as follows:

 

[BOS_Can_117]

I asked my dad why he decided to buy a boat.






His response? “There was a sail”.

 

[Dad_2024]

A cowboy hat and his son, a baseball hat, were hanging on the wall, cowboy hat says to baseball hat, "you stay here, I'll go on a head".

 

[Capt MJ]

A cowboy hat and his son, a baseball hat, were hanging on the wall, cowboy hat says to baseball hat, "you stay here, I'll go on a head".

I want to know what the mother looked like.

 

[Dad_2024]

I want to know what the mother looked like.

Edit: mom was busy working on another fine gourmet meal, she started off chuck norris style, by roundhouse kicking a pound of bacon into the skillet...

 

[Capt MJ]

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Edit: mom was busy working on another fine gourmet meal, she started off chuck norris style, by roundhouse kicking a pound of bacon into the skillet...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[sanman]

I haven’t watched a cowboy film in a while.

You could say its all been quiet on the western front!

 

[Capt MJ]

I haven’t watched a cowboy film in a while.

You could say its all been quiet on the western front!

Sanman, I’ve meant to ask you about your avatar. Story there?
I appreciate you’ve planted your flag as The Token Brit.