Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Rach3]

This reminds me of the Mark Wahlberg Hyundai commercial from the Super Bowl a couple years ago.

Brilliant!!!
Thanks for sharing the commercial as I had not seen it before.

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[Rach3]

 

[Grantsville MD dd Dad]

Walking around the house my wife asked me, “Have you seen the dog bowl?

My response, “No, I didn’t even know he could do that”

 

[Rach3]

 

[GWU PNS]

The educator in me couldn't resist.

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[justme]

What's the only difference in a sharp dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed one on a unicycle?

A tire...

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

3 for 1 hope you enjoy...............




1. What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A Stamp !



2. How do trees access the internet?

They Log in!



3. I was going to start a Bourbon company BUT I heard it's Whiskey business.

 

[justme]

I just got an email explaining how to read maps backward.

It was spam.

 

[kinnem]

A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my toe.

It hurts like the Dickens.

 

[myoldkentuckyhome]

On that note…


How did Scrooge win the football game?

Because the Ghost of Christmas passed!

 

[DTT!FSA!]

Third time's the charm?

Why was Charles Dickens disappointed by his cherry popsicle?

He had grape expectations.

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[kinnem]

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.

 

[kinnem]

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.

 

[Rach3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLCC7-WFod0
'Tis the Season and I'm sure many of you have seen this. But even so, it's definitely fun to see again!

 

[THParent]

I am channeling my inner Richard the 3rd today.

 

[Capt MJ]

I am channeling my inner Richard the 3rd today.


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Is this the kingdom you are offering in exchange for a horse?

 

[kinnem]

A: Do you know of Murphy's Law?
B: Yes
A: What is it?
B. If anything can go wrong it will go wrong.
A. Do you know Cole's Law?
B. No. What's that?
A. Thinly sliced cabbage