Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

UHBlackhawk · Wednesday at 9:03 AM

Beware of the ideas in March.

THParent · Wednesday at 10:00 AM

My Grandpa was a Veterinarian and a Taxidermist.
He had a sign outside his office which read: "No matter what happens, you'll get your dog back".

THParent · Wednesday at 3:52 PM

Villain: "I have just injected you with truth serum"

Tony the Tiger: "They're fine"

*Warbird46* · Thursday at 7:27 PM

What do you get when you cross a Cow with an Octopus?

A stern talking to from the ethics committee and swift revocation of your funding.

Rach3 · 2023-03-19T15:56:42-0400

THParent · 2023-03-19T16:00:23-0400

You see, Tony The Tiger usually says "They're Great!"

Come on. people!

VelveteenR · 2023-03-19T19:24:58-0400

THParent said:
You see, Tony The Tiger usually says "They're Great!"

Come on. people!

We got it the first time.

kinnem · 2023-03-19T21:56:37-0400

Evidently I'm as old as dirt.

VelveteenR · 2023-03-19T23:49:15-0400

Rach3 said:

You’re really old if you know what the missing speed is.