Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Sciencnerd]

I'm sure that it's already been said somewhere in here...
But the discovery of the shovel was truly groundbreaking.

 

[OldRetSWO]

I'm sad that nobody wants to hear about eating dried grapes. . . I'm all about raisin awareness.

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[Rach3]

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

 

[THParent]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRIEST WHO SLEEPWALKS?


A Roamin' Catholic !

 

[THParent]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

 

[Capt MJ]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

 

[justdoit19]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

Oh man.

I had to read that a few times…

 

[Capt MJ]

I’m adding a pro eye roll to my forehead slap.

 

[justdoit19]

She is the QUEEN of eyeroll

 

[Capt MJ]

She is the QUEEN of eyeroll

Judge Judy would beat any teenager in a roll-off. I think I would have liked to have known her as a teenager.

 

[OldRetSWO]

We used to be so poor that the mice went OUT to eat.
.
The area was so downtrodden that we used to watch Rat Patrol but didn't have a TV

 

[Wahoo Fan]

We used to be so poor that the mice went OUT to eat.
.
The area was so downtrodden that we used to watch Rat Patrol but didn't have a TV

HAHA these are actually funny.

 

[THParent]

Today my son asked me, "Can I have a bookmark?"

He’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!

 

[THParent]

My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[Wishful]

We used to be so poor that the mice went OUT to eat.
.
The area was so downtrodden that we used to watch Rat Patrol but didn't have a TV

"We were so poor that when the burglar broke in...we robbed him!"-Freddie Prinz
"We were so poor that we took the batteries out of the smoke detector & put them in our beepers."
"You don't know what the light bulb in the refridgerator looks like!" (having food in fridge blocks the bulb.)

 

[THParent]

We were so poor that in the winter time we had to gather around our sickest sibling just to stay warm.

 

[THParent]

Did you hear about the dead musicians?










They were decomposing.