Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Devil Doc]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Devil Doc]

^^^ a lot went into that one.

 

[justdoit19]

^^^ a lot went into that one.

Cannot take credit. Dont know original author.

 

[THParent]

Cannot take credit. Dont know original author.

Thanks for shedding some light on that one.

 

[Devil Doc]

Thanks for shedding some light on that one.

It did brighten my day.

 

[THParent]

I must say, I took a shine to it.

 

[Rach3]

 

[VelveteenR]

I am the king of dad jokes, but I have no kids of my own. Does that make me a faux pas?

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[VelveteenR]

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[flieger83]

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[VelveteenR]

Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

 

[Georgia Hokie]

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She hugged me.

 

[flieger83]

Ancient Egyptian architect: Do you know how to build a pyramid?
Ancient Egyptian builder: Well, err, yeah, up to a point.

 

[kinnem]

 

[Capt MJ]

Nerd Dad Math

 

[Devil Doc]

^^^^, good math joke. Don't forget non-math teachers tomorrow when delivering pies to the schools. Or cake. I like cake.