Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Twins4us]

"ding"

 

[FlyFalcon]

 

[THParent]

 

[THParent]

 

[Dad_2024]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

 

[Devil Doc]

Did you hear about the kamakazi pilot who flew 36 missions?

 

[Heatherg21]

My mid says these were the Dad jokes that he kept in his back pocket for ice-breakers or awkward interview moments. I also have to admit that my stomach now hurts from laughing and groaning my way through this thread.

* Why are fish so easy to weigh? They come with their own scales.

*Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

*why did the fish get bad grades? Because they were below C level.

*I sometimes go fishing just for the halibut.

and my contribution:

*Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.


I'll see myself out now.

 

[EEBTTF]

So what do we think the Navy would do?!

Not sure but the 1st thing that came to my mind was VAQ 132. I love the Growler.

VAQ-132 Scorpions Electronic Attack Squadron EA-18G Growler

vaq-132 scorpions electronic attack squadron tacelron vaqron us navy ea-18g growler ea-6b prowler cvw uss

www.seaforces.org

 

[usafcellist2026]

How do you make a tissue dance?













You put a little boogie in it.

 

[Physicsguru]

This guy walks into a bar. He got a concussion.

 

[OldRetSWO]

Did you hear about the Dyslectic who walked into a bra?

 

[MidCakePa]

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

DD told me that one. What does it say when your own kid starts telling dad jokes?

 

[kinnem]

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

DD told me that one. What does it say when your own kid starts telling dad jokes?

They've grown up.

 

[MidCakePa]

Daddy Tomato and Kiddie Tomato are out for a walk. Kiddie Tomato keeps falling behind. Annoyed, Daddy Tomato turns around, walks back to Kiddie Tomato. He stomps his foot down hard on Kiddie Tomato and yells, “Catch up!”

 

[OldRetSWO]

Did you here about the deli worker who backed into the meat slicer?

He got a little behind in his work.

 

[Devil Doc]

Did you hear about the Dyslectic who walked into a bra?

I had dyslexia as a kid. My mom joined Mothers Against Dyslexia (DAM).

 

[OldRetSWO]

I once met a dyslexic agnostic who spent a lot of time pondering if there really was a dog.

 

[THParent]

Not technically a Dad joke, but funny to me.

 

[Devil Doc]

Also not a dad joke but I'm the OP so...

 

[THParent]

My friend said he didn’t understand what cloning was.
I said "that makes two of us".


"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
"We arson".


My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.


Somebody broke into my house and only stole my coffee, my lamp and my parrot.
I don't know how they sleep at night.