Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

In honor of Father's Day, we took a sailboat out for the afternoon when my 9 year old told this joke...

What kind of witch lives in a desert?

A sandwich.

We thought it was pretty funny as we were eating our PB&J and thought of adding it to this thread.
 
Might be repeats:

So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, this is a singles bar.”

Why do seagulls fly over the Ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
 
Some jokes, and some observations...

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy will add a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.

What happens if you slap someone at high frequency?
It hertz.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me...
I thought it was a nice Jester.
 
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