justdoit19 Proud parent of an ANG, USNA X2, and a MidSib 5-Year Member Joined Apr 9, 2017 Messages 9,151 Jun 17, 2022 #501
J justme Member Joined Nov 7, 2019 Messages 1,105 Jun 19, 2022 #502 Though candles wont ask, they are always delighted when you blow them out.
2 2025 hopeful Member Joined Oct 26, 2020 Messages 257 Jun 19, 2022 #503 In honor of Father's Day, we took a sailboat out for the afternoon when my 9 year old told this joke... What kind of witch lives in a desert? A sandwich. We thought it was pretty funny as we were eating our PB&J and thought of adding it to this thread.
In honor of Father's Day, we took a sailboat out for the afternoon when my 9 year old told this joke... What kind of witch lives in a desert? A sandwich. We thought it was pretty funny as we were eating our PB&J and thought of adding it to this thread.
Dad_2024 DS - USAFA c/o 2025 Joined Jan 13, 2020 Messages 849 Jun 20, 2022 #504 What did the fish say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
J justme Member Joined Nov 7, 2019 Messages 1,105 Jun 21, 2022 #505 Now that midsib has graduated HS, he wants to apply for a job washing mirrors. He said it was something he could really see himself doing.
Now that midsib has graduated HS, he wants to apply for a job washing mirrors. He said it was something he could really see himself doing.
S SOG-SA Member Joined Jan 29, 2021 Messages 314 Jun 21, 2022 #506 The local gas station just doubled the price of their air pumps. That's inflation, for ya.
S SOG-SA Member Joined Jan 29, 2021 Messages 314 Jun 21, 2022 #507 I took a picture of a field of wheat. It was pretty grainy.
S SOG-SA Member Joined Jan 29, 2021 Messages 314 Jun 21, 2022 #508 I spilled salt on myself tonight.....and now I'm a seasoned veteran.
S SOG-SA Member Joined Jan 29, 2021 Messages 314 Jun 21, 2022 #509 I went to a wedding near a cell phone tower, once. The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!!!
I went to a wedding near a cell phone tower, once. The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!!!
S SOG-SA Member Joined Jan 29, 2021 Messages 314 Jun 21, 2022 #510 I know a guy who believes in 12.5% of the Bible. He's an eighth theist.
justdoit19 Proud parent of an ANG, USNA X2, and a MidSib 5-Year Member Joined Apr 9, 2017 Messages 9,151 Jun 21, 2022 #511
TBVADAD Dad to 3 great kids. Joined Mar 26, 2021 Messages 375 Jun 21, 2022 #513 Might be repeats: So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, this is a singles bar.” Why do seagulls fly over the Ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Might be repeats: So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, this is a singles bar.” Why do seagulls fly over the Ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
justdoit19 Proud parent of an ANG, USNA X2, and a MidSib 5-Year Member Joined Apr 9, 2017 Messages 9,151 Jun 30, 2022 #514
flieger83 Super Moderator 15-Year Member Joined Jul 26, 2008 Messages 6,142 Jun 30, 2022 #515 Some jokes, and some observations... A whoopee cushion filled with gravy will add a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. What happens if you slap someone at high frequency? It hertz. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me... I thought it was a nice Jester.
Some jokes, and some observations... A whoopee cushion filled with gravy will add a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. What happens if you slap someone at high frequency? It hertz. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me... I thought it was a nice Jester.
THParent Founder - Service Academy Bacon Forums (SABF) 5-Year Member Joined Oct 15, 2017 Messages 6,723 Jun 30, 2022 #516 A friend called me today to lament that he got fired from the frozen orange juice factory simply because he couldn't concentrate.
A friend called me today to lament that he got fired from the frozen orange juice factory simply because he couldn't concentrate.
Old Enlisted Marine The only title better than Marine is DAD Joined Sep 16, 2021 Messages 571 Jul 1, 2022 #517 Sorry for the nasty post ! Attachments 43853014-87B5-43BA-A0CC-9C971927733E.jpeg 551.5 KB · Views: 38
justdoit19 Proud parent of an ANG, USNA X2, and a MidSib 5-Year Member Joined Apr 9, 2017 Messages 9,151 Jul 4, 2022 #518
B brewmeist 5-Year Member Joined Mar 2, 2018 Messages 1,452 Jul 4, 2022 #519 What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted...
kinnem Moderator 10-Year Member Joined Oct 21, 2010 Messages 15,982 Jul 5, 2022 #520 brewmeist said: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted... Click to expand... I actually have in-laws named Outlaw, so they're the same to me.
brewmeist said: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted... Click to expand... I actually have in-laws named Outlaw, so they're the same to me.