Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

We used to be so poor that the mice went OUT to eat.
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The area was so downtrodden that we used to watch Rat Patrol but didn't have a TV
 
Today my son asked me, "Can I have a bookmark?"

He’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!
 
My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.
 
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We used to be so poor that the mice went OUT to eat.
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The area was so downtrodden that we used to watch Rat Patrol but didn't have a TV
"We were so poor that when the burglar broke in...we robbed him!"-Freddie Prinz
"We were so poor that we took the batteries out of the smoke detector & put them in our beepers."
"You don't know what the light bulb in the refridgerator looks like!" (having food in fridge blocks the bulb.)
 
We were so poor that in the winter time we had to gather around our sickest sibling just to stay warm.
 
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