Time to really understand the wisdom of a Senior Chief:
A Petty Officer Second Class, First Class and a Senior Chief are off the ship together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.
Me first! says the Petty Officer Second Class. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world. Poof! He's gone.
Me next! says the First Class. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman. Poof! He's gone.
You're next, the Genie says to the "Senior". The Senior Chief says, I want those two back on the ship right after lunch.