Civic duty
Son received a summons for jury duty in the mail a few weeks ago. I immediately called the clerk to explain why he would not be able to fulfill this obligation. The conversation went like this:
me: Hi, we received the jury summons for our son and will have to request an excuse not to serve, he is at a service academy and out of state.
clerk: A service academy?
me: Yes, it's like a military college. He's at the Coast Guard Academy in Connecticut.
clerk: The Coast Guard? We have military members at Ft Detrick (our local military post) who are still able to perform jury duty.
me: I understand, but he's away now, and does not even live here.
clerk: Will he be home this summer?
me: For a short while, but he has military duty obligations most of the summer.
clerk: Hmmm, hold on.
(indeterminate amount of time)
clerk: Ok, so you say he's serving in the Coast Guard in Connecticut...
me: Ma'am, he's at the service academy in New London, Connecticut...
clerk: But it's like the military...
me: It's college. He's at a college with a military service commitment...
clerk: College? Ok, just sign the back of the form for him and mail it back in. He should be ok.
me: Thank you.
clerk: I thought the Coast Guard was in Cape May, NJ. My neighbor's daughter had to go thru Cape May....(voice fades)
me: Thanks again. You've been most helpful.
clerk: Have a good day. Goodbye.