Happy Birthday Zaphod!!!!!!


10-Year Member
Jun 9, 2006
Hey everyone! Today, Feb. 20th is our SuperModerator, Zaphod's birthday!

Let's all leave him greetings in this thread!!

For those of us blessed enough to know this guy, he is someone you'll never forget! He's fun to get bear hugs from too!!!


much love!!!!! and hugs from
I am singing (I have a very good voice :shake: lol):

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Zaphod,
Happy Birthday to you!!!

Happy Birthday ZAP!

Heard that you were out test driving your brand new walker! What a thrill!!

With great age brings great wisdom and your wisdom is REALLY GREAT.

Go ahead and drink your age, just do it with little sips and not full glasses!!
Happy Birthday, Zaphod. I raise my glass of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster* in a toast!

*(Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters - A cocktail invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, its ingredients include Ol' JanxSpirit, Santraginean sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, Zamphuor and an olive. It should be drunk with extreme care.)

Happy 40th!!!! How does it feel? (I only have 4 more months until I hit that milestone. :eek:)
Z…. this is what being 40 now means for you:

1. You keep more food than beer in your fridge.
2. 6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
4. You’re the one calling the police about the loud music coming from next door.
5. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
6. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
7. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good ****”.
8. You watch the weather channel.
9. Eating a basket of hot wings at 3am upsets, rather than settles your stomach.
10. You take naps.
11. Dinner & a movie on a Friday night are completely draining.
12. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I am NEVER gonna drink that much again”.

Happy Birthday anyhow. Sorry pal but its all downhill fast from here..... :thumb:
Happy Birthday Z

All the best. 40!!!!!! I should be so lucky! :wink: