Cool. New one to me.What do you do when you find a scorpion in your tent?
Marines just kill the scorpion.
Army types run screaming out of their tent, call their CO, report the presence of the scorpion in their tent, and go see if they can sleep in another tent.
Air Force types just call the front desk and ask why there’s a tent in their room.
And how many times did you bother the realtors?When we first moved to AZ, I told DH if I ever found a scorpion in the house, I'd call a realtor.