Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

[Old Enlisted Marine]

 

[USMCGrunt]

Oh, does this bring back memories! Especially in Okinawa where they played the US and Japanese national anthems.

The planning to avoid being outdoors needed to be precise.

 

[USMCGrunt]

 

[Capt MJ]

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🤭🤭

 

[5centsmom]

Enjoyed all the contributions in this thread over the past few DAYS… humbly offer what passes for humor in our house.

 

[Capt MJ]

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If one is invited by one’s beau to “go watch the submarine races,” do think that through.

 

[THParent]

...Aptitude Test...

I did it.

 

[VelveteenR]

If one is invited by one’s beau to “go watch the submarine races,” do think that through.

Too late, @Capt MJ. I had to learn the hard way.

 

[Capt MJ]

Too late, @Capt MJ. I had to learn the hard way.

Ah well. There are worse events to attend. Submarine races can be quite beautiful.

 

[5centsmom]

Ah well. There are worse events to attend. Submarine races can be quite beautiful.

My brother and I had a different experience. My Dad invited us to the “submarine races” on our local Great Lake, and we were curious enough to get in the car. Turns out he was taking us to a waterfront park near a sewage treatment plant. It was disappointing all around… we saw no “submarines” (of any kind) and he had to deal with grumpy kids. My mom made out though: she had the quiet house to herself!

 

[flieger83]

For all branches....

 

[Skipper07]

 

[Capt MJ]

Dedicated to all Pentagon PowerPoint Rangers.

From the Naval Institute’s website:

 

[USMCGrunt]

 

[AF6872]

Then on to the heavy stuff.

 

[flieger83]

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Oh, puhLEEZE...

We're SERIOUS warriors!!

 

[flieger83]

As evidenced above...

 

[StPaulDad]

And still no Space Force memes. I kind of feel bad for them. The Marines have their crayons, the Chair Force has most of the golf and video game material locked up, yet after three years SF hasn't even laid claim to The Big Bang Theory or Dilbert.

 

[VelveteenR]

Google pulls up a number of good ones.

 

[VelveteenR]