Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

Ah! Of course. Yes, if you didn’t have the class status/$$$, and had to work your way up and wait for openings, nothing like heavy casualties above you or a good sweep of typhoid to clear promotion congestion.
Typhoid....hmm...hadn't thought of that...I was thinking of all the captain's reports in the Naval Chronicles from the "West Indies Station" and the deaths due to "Black Vomit" (Yellow Fever/Yellow Jack).

But...yes, typhoid...that's why water was not the preferred drink of choice!
(The daily alcohol allowance on RN ships of the day is, honestly, amazing)
 
Typhoid....hmm...hadn't thought of that...I was thinking of all the captain's reports in the Naval Chronicles from the "West Indies Station" and the deaths due to "Black Vomit" (Yellow Fever/Yellow Jack).

But...yes, typhoid...that's why water was not the preferred drink of choice!
(The daily alcohol allowance on RN ships of the day is, honestly, amazing)
Typhoid was/is global in nature, yellow fever linked to certain geographic areas. And agreed, I think the “small beer,” “morning ale,” grog, rum for officers - it’s a wonder they could function, but presumably they were accustomed from childhood. The other thing that made me think of typhoid was that was one of the main reasons USNA had its own dairy farm, making milk, cream, ice cream, until 1998. Outstanding ice cream. Right up there with Penn State’s Creamery. Small dairies in cities in the 1800s-early 1900s were notorious for waterborne illness passed into their products, consistent with the lack of understanding of hygienic food handling. The Navy owns the land and leases it out. Rumor has it that certain USNA icons reside there.

For your Navy history trivia file:

I feel like we’re all at a bar here, telling stories and wandering most enjoyably off-topic.

Anybody got any new Space Force jokes yet? Every service has their own collection, so those do-they-even-have-a-family-nickname-yet spacers, spacies, whatever need to generate some tribal humor.
 
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The other thing that made me think of typhoid was that was one of the main reasons USNA had its own dairy farm, making milk, cream, ice cream, until 1998. Outstanding ice cream. Right up there with Penn State’s Creamery. Small dairies in cities in the 1800s-early 1900s were notorious for waterborne illness passed into their products, consistent with the lack of understanding of hygienic food handling.
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"The other thing that made me think of typhoid was that was one of the main reasons USNA had its own dairy farm, making milk, cream, ice cream, until 1998."

I didn't know about that! Excellent!! I learned something new today and it's not even noon!
(Daily goal)
 
Typhoid was/is global in nature, yellow fever linked to certain geographic areas. And agreed, I think the “small beer,” “morning ale,” grog, rum for officers - it’s a wonder they could function, but presumably they were accustomed from childhood. The other thing that made me think of typhoid was that was one of the main reasons USNA had its own dairy farm, making milk, cream, ice cream, until 1998. Outstanding ice cream. Right up there with Penn State’s Creamery. Small dairies in cities in the 1800s-early 1900s were notorious for waterborne illness passed into their products, consistent with the lack of understanding of hygienic food handling. The Navy owns the land and leases it out. Rumor has it that certain USNA icons reside there.

For your Navy history trivia file:

I feel like we’re all at a bar here, telling stories and wandering most enjoyably off-topic.

Anybody got any new Space Force jokes yet? Every service has their own collection, so those do-they-even-have-a-family-nickname-yet spacers, spacies, whatever need to generate some tribal humor.
My now Youngster had quite the reputation in his company for the amount of milk he drank as a Plebe. I will have to share that link with him.

Pretty amazing
 

My favorite comment was, "I tell all my Soldiers, “you’re either going to be real smart or real strong…” -1SG Rico
 
Memes from Monday.
 

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I do love these Memes.:)
 

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As CaptMJ and a few others HERE are serious culinary artiste's...and they're fairly Southern, or close enough...I thought this was appropriate.
(and coming from a Southern family...iffen it'd been my mother, her mother, my aunts...)image0.jpeg
 
As CaptMJ and a few others HERE are serious culinary artiste's...and they're fairly Southern, or close enough...I thought this was appropriate.
(and coming from a Southern family...iffen it'd been my mother, her mother, my aunts...)View attachment 15015
Well, yes, butter my butt and call me a biscuit if I don’t have a generous selection of cakes, pies, bar cookies and homemade ice cream bars on offer for a holiday event.

Speaking of bar cookies…


And my signature “bar cookie,” though I’ve tweaked this a bit over the years, Pecan Pie Brownies:

But I do love the humor in the photo. Grounded in truth.
 
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