Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

[THParent]

That fits into the "only if you're a Marine" twisted mentality - because I will guarantee you - we all laugh at stuff like that.

 

[USMCGrunt]

I did! And already sent it to most of my contacts. (What can I say?)

 

[Capt MJ]

Yes we do. Even twisted squids.

 

[Devil Doc]

Yes we do. Even twisted squids.

I resemble that remark.

 

[Capt MJ]

Can’t find my laughing squid emoji.
Guess I’ll have to use


I do like “Twisted Squid” as a band name.

 

[Devil Doc]

I do like “Twisted Squid” as a band name.

I've been called worse.

 

[Wishful]

Can one ever really tell if a squid is twisted or not...

 

[Capt MJ]

Well, MY tentacles are always shipshape and completely titivated.

Outside observers may perceive them differently.

 

[BarryD]

When does 1 plus 1 equal 45/45?

"When one knucklehead goes out with another knucklehead."

 

[Devil Doc]

Titivate. An underused word if there ever was one.

 

[USMCGrunt]

You will never hear a grunt use that word (especially in mixed company) [emoji6]

 

[kinnem]

@Capt MJ +10 points for the use of titivated. +30 points for making me go to the dictionary (and I'm sure I'm not the only one).

 

[Capt MJ]

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Titivation must be a Navy thing. I’d have to ask a CG friend about their use. I think we just like using it as an inside-the-clubhouse thing.

@USMCGrunt
Marines, by definition, are maximum overdrive titivators of selves, fellow Marines and gear. You probably just have a four-letter word for it.

“Get those spaces titivated before the admiral is piped aboard.”
“Schedule some titivation time for the crew to square away their uniforms for coming into port after deployment.”
“Gotta go get titivated before my date tonight with Mav, find some good foo-foo juice to use, slap on some pit-putty after I run though the rain locker.”

It still pops up here and there. It’s got that extra zing of sparkly clean and spruced up, with a whiff of spit and polish and elbow grease.

 

[USMCGrunt]

Ha ha. Oh yeah, I am sure we have a four letter word for it!! Or at least a spicy acronym.

Marines don’t use words with that many syllables. [emoji6]

 

[Devil Doc]

“Titivate the ship.”

Word passed on 1MC prior to pulling into port. Kind of a modified sweepers.

 

[Capt MJ]

I have often post Jeff Bacon’s Broadside and Greenside cartoons.

Need a mental floss break today? Here’s a link with recent cartoons and other content.

GearScout – Find cutting-edge tactical, technical & adventure gear

broadside.navytimes.com

 

[Old Navy BGO]

You will never hear a grunt use that word (especially in mixed company)

> You tossed a softball here..but beat me to the too many syllables comment !

 

[AF6872]

In my experience (although limited) Marines have a four letter word for almost everything.

 

[Devil Doc]

In my experience (although limited) Marines have a four letter word for almost everything.

It starts with the same letter.

 

[flieger83]

In my experience (although limited) Marines have a four letter word for almost everything.

I thought six letters was the max?
(c-r-a-y-o-n)
Yep, six...

Steve
USAFA ALO
USAFA '83