Important matters concerning the existence of Humanity - BACON

[Capt MJ]

Not really, but they taste like bacon. Sort of.

I had a Bourbon Bacon Bloody Mary yesterday and all the "bacon" in it was "bacon salt" on the rim of the glass. It tasted like bacon, so I allowed it.

You are the Arbiter of All Things Bacon.

The Dread Bacon Lord.

That establishment has no idea how close they came to provoking DBL’s wrath if the bacon was not authentic and tangible.

 

[justdoit19]

I picture @THParent, with a wizard hat, cape and wand declaring it

Bacon
Or
Not bacon



I feel like I’ve seen this in a move before. Or skit.

 

[Capt MJ]

Now, there IS a bacon crown available.

 

[justdoit19]

Now, there IS a bacon crown available.
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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!

 

[Heatherg21]

Came upon this while waiting for the eye dr. last week. Bacon recipes? Why, yes, please!

 

[StPaulDad]

That looks more like a bacon tiara to me.

 

[Capt MJ]

That looks more like a bacon tiara to me.

My crown vs. tiara tech knowledge is weak. I would think a crown goes all the way around the crown of the head. A tiara is more of a particular encircling thing. See bacon tiara.

 

[THParent]

Capt MJ: 1
St. Paul Dad: 0

I have spoken.

 

[Capt MJ]

Capt MJ: 1
St. Paul Dad: 0

I have spoken.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Capt MJ]

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I don’t know how to feel about that. Did you check the ingredients to see if there is anything remotely baconish in there?

I checked. The ingredients are appalling. The Bacon Council should get after the manufacturers for profaning the name “bacon.”

 

[justdoit19]

No inquiry done. I was at the store with my grandson, picking up bagels for poppa. And was trying to avoid the candy aisle

These were on an end cap…and we whizzed by purposefully.

I debated if I should post here, or in the dad joke thread. Interesting that there is a ‘best before’ date

 

[Capt MJ]

No inquiry done. I was at the store with my grandson, picking up bagels for poppa. And was trying to avoid the candy aisle

These were on an end cap…and we whizzed by purposefully.

I debated if I should post here, or in the dad joke thread. Interesting that there is a ‘best before’ date

I would think with that stuff in it, it would last forever.

 

[justdoit19]

I keep checking for @THParent ’s verdict. I may be cast off this bacon island.

 

[Capt MJ]

I keep checking for @THParent ’s verdict. I may be cast off this bacon island.

Maybe he ate some and is taken ill, in a heroic attempt to save SAF members from mistakenly ingesting it.

 

[Heatherg21]

The Legendary @THParent wouldn't ever deign to eat such rubbish. At least I don't think he would. Yucky stuff, that.

 

[THParent]

Yeah, that's nasty. The one that really turned my stomach (at just the thought) was a mac-n-cheese gummy. Blech!

 

[THParent]

Apparently the hot dog people make thick cut bacon, too. Being more of a Wright Bacon convert, I never knew!

 

[GWU PNS (emeritus)]

I was looking around the DC area for new restaurants and someone recommended Founding Farmers at Foggy Bottom.

I noticed one of their appetizers and ordered it mostly because of this forum. The description from their menu is:

Glazed Bacon Lollis
Thick-cut bacon dusted with cinnamon & brown sugar, roasted & served on a stick. (8 pieces)

They were so good I ordered a round to go and told the waitress I would eat them for breakfast in the morning. To tell the truth, I ate the second batch on the metro ride back home. (I will go to confession tomorrow and say some Hail Marys)

 

[Capt MJ]

I was looking around the DC area for new restaurants and someone recommended Founding Farmers at Foggy Bottom.

I noticed one of their appetizers and ordered it mostly because of this forum. The description from their menu is:

Glazed Bacon Lollis
Thick-cut bacon dusted with cinnamon & brown sugar, roasted & served on a stick. (8 pieces)

They were so good I ordered a round to go and told the waitress I would eat them for breakfast in the morning. To tell the truth, I ate the second batch on the metro ride back home. (I will go to confession tomorrow and say some Hail Marys)

YOU ATE ON THE METRO?!?! Quelle horreur!
Oh, bacon, entirely understandable. If you had been cited, you could have led your defense with “But it was bacon,” and had the charge dismissed.

As I write this, our kitchen still smells like bacon. It was breakfast for dinner tonight, sour cream pancakes infused with orange zest and vanilla, generous sides of crispy bacon, and Vermont dark amber maple syrup.