USAFA had "box boy" and we had "donut boy"
During land navigation, a certain new cadet went outside the roughly 5 square mile course into the city and bought 100+ donuts. (not an exaggeration)
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Although, AF, I really, really, hope that "donut boy" made it through. That kid had team spirit and guts, and that's the kind of story you'll be telling at your 50th reunion. Is he still there?