To the Plebe parents a heads-up. In the scheduled upcoming phone call and in future letters you are going to hear that your son or daughter is sick. The symptoms are usually a sore throat, light fever, coughing, and generally feeling like crap. There is a name for this malady and it is called Plebe Hack. It happens every year and is the result of close proximity living, poor hygiene, and kooties that just seem to live forever in Bancroft. Got a text from my Mid yesterday that Plebe Hack is starting to run rampant through the plebes. Overall it is nothing to be concerned about and the Detailers do keep an eye out for anything that looks more serious that the standard Hack.