The Top 10 "Things I Would Have Done Differently on R-Day" 1. I would have worn shoes I could run in. 2. I would not have worn a shirt that said Superman. 3. I would not have brought 6 suitcases…just more underwear. 4. I would not have let my mom call me “pumpkin” in front of the 2/C. 5. I would not have boasted about how many pushups I could do. 6. I would have learned how to get "in step" faster. 7. I would have shaved my mullet. 8. I would have doubly reinforced my weak suitcase handle with more duct tape. 9. I would have given my girlfriend her goodbye kiss before arriving to check in. 10. I would have eaten a good meal and drank plenty of water before reporting.