usafa2022
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Hey everyone, I just thought I'd share this with the SAF crowd because it's pretty hilarious.
http://www.tentimesone.com/if-world-war-one-was-a-bar-fight/
http://www.tentimesone.com/if-world-war-two-was-a-bar-fight/
This is taking all the countries from both world wars and personifying them in a bar fight setting. I thought it was really funny, so I wrote a similar thing (essay, I guess?) about the Cold War. Why? Because I was bored and had nothing better to do then use the Off Topic forum!
It starts right after WWII ends:
As Germany, Japan, and Italy lie unconscious on the floor of the bar, America and Russia get up and dust themselves off. They exchange a sympathetic glance as they look around at the utterly destroyed bar. As the two giants go through the other belligerents’ pockets, they start to argue about who should get what. Just then, North Korea, North Vietnam, South Korea, and South Vietnam walk into the bar and ask Russia and America what the hell is going on. When Russia and America explain what happened and their predicament about sharing the spoils, North Korea and North Vietnam agree to hang out with Russia sometimes and stick up for them if they need to. South Vietnam and South Korea agree to do the same for America. They all go back to separate tables, Russia at the head of one and America at the head of another, and start quietly trash talking each other while casting suspicious glances across the room.
Both sides start working out and spend a lot of time getting buff to intimidate the others. Poland, Czechoslovakia, Romania, and Hungary start hanging out with Russia a lot, and America becomes good friends with Britain, Australia, France, and a few others. Both sides are terrified because they know they are both carrying sawn-off shotguns in their jackets and could blow each other away, so they keep buying bigger and bigger ones to intimidate the others. (continued)
http://www.tentimesone.com/if-world-war-one-was-a-bar-fight/
http://www.tentimesone.com/if-world-war-two-was-a-bar-fight/
This is taking all the countries from both world wars and personifying them in a bar fight setting. I thought it was really funny, so I wrote a similar thing (essay, I guess?) about the Cold War. Why? Because I was bored and had nothing better to do then use the Off Topic forum!
It starts right after WWII ends:
As Germany, Japan, and Italy lie unconscious on the floor of the bar, America and Russia get up and dust themselves off. They exchange a sympathetic glance as they look around at the utterly destroyed bar. As the two giants go through the other belligerents’ pockets, they start to argue about who should get what. Just then, North Korea, North Vietnam, South Korea, and South Vietnam walk into the bar and ask Russia and America what the hell is going on. When Russia and America explain what happened and their predicament about sharing the spoils, North Korea and North Vietnam agree to hang out with Russia sometimes and stick up for them if they need to. South Vietnam and South Korea agree to do the same for America. They all go back to separate tables, Russia at the head of one and America at the head of another, and start quietly trash talking each other while casting suspicious glances across the room.
Both sides start working out and spend a lot of time getting buff to intimidate the others. Poland, Czechoslovakia, Romania, and Hungary start hanging out with Russia a lot, and America becomes good friends with Britain, Australia, France, and a few others. Both sides are terrified because they know they are both carrying sawn-off shotguns in their jackets and could blow each other away, so they keep buying bigger and bigger ones to intimidate the others. (continued)