As I'm in town here at WP, I cruised the barracks this afternoon following my workout at Arvin (the Corps has!) and what do I see? Gone are the Unicor prison industries beds, replaced by slick new beds which have the mattress atop a lidded box. The lid and mattress tilt open like a trunk with the help of pneumatic pistons. Gone are the days of cramming your trunks under your bed! Alright you crazy old grads, feel free to trot out your "the Corps has..." tales.