Weirdest dream you have ever had...

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justdoit19

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I’ll start. I’ve been having extremely vivid dreams lately and waking up during them. Last night (-cruelly this mornng) I dreamed I met @Capt MJ!! She looked like Lucille Ball except with brown hair and was wearing kind of a fluffy head to toe outfit with lots of bows. I was at a function and there was a parade with a large amount of horses. One particular entry was similar to the beer horses at fairs. Her DH was there as part of that, and she slipped over in stealth mode to watch.

Meanwhile, a high school wrestling meet was also occurring, with a murder in the bathroom. She helped me investigate and manage that situation (actually, she was running the show, I was following along *this part I get*). At one point she said ‘I must leave now, my work is done’, and vanished. Leaving me to work the murder.

The rest of the dream was me managing taking statements, interviewing the coach, who was actually a famous imposter (??).

Strangest dream everrrrr. And oh my goodness, her OUTFIT 😂. Think clown suit, but with bows. And in prairie flowers in browns, peaches and oranges rather than bright stripes.

Actually afraid to diesct that one...🤪
 
Isn't it weird how you picture everybody a certain way in your head but then in reality it's usually far off? Who doesn't love Lucy? I love Lucy! I bet Capt MJ doesn't cry and whine for Ricky like that though! I bet Ricky cries and whines for her!
 
justdoit19 said:
I’ll start. I’ve been having extremely vivid dreams lately and waking up during them. Last night (-cruelly this mornng) I dreamed I met @Capt MJ!! She looked like Lucille Ball except with brown hair and was wearing kind of a fluffy head to toe outfit with lots of bows. I was at a function and there was a parade with a large amount of horses. One particular entry was similar to the beer horses at fairs. Her DH was there as part of that, and she slipped over in stealth mode to watch.

Meanwhile, a high school wrestling meet was also occurring, with a murder in the bathroom. She helped me investigate and manage that situation (actually, she was running the show, I was following along *this part I get*). At one point she said ‘I must leave now, my work is done’, and vanished. Leaving me to work the murder.

The rest of the dream was me managing taking statements, interviewing the coach, who was actually a famous imposter (??).

Strangest dream everrrrr. And oh my goodness, her OUTFIT 😂. Think clown suit, but with bows. And in prairie flowers in browns, peaches and oranges rather than bright stripes.

Actually afraid to diesct that one...🤪
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Maybe, spending too much time on the forum?
 
justdoit19 said:
I’ll start. I’ve been having extremely vivid dreams lately and waking up during them. Last night (-cruelly this mornng) I dreamed I met @Capt MJ!! She looked like Lucille Ball except with brown hair and was wearing kind of a fluffy head to toe outfit with lots of bows. I was at a function and there was a parade with a large amount of horses. One particular entry was similar to the beer horses at fairs. Her DH was there as part of that, and she slipped over in stealth mode to watch.

Meanwhile, a high school wrestling meet was also occurring, with a murder in the bathroom. She helped me investigate and manage that situation (actually, she was running the show, I was following along *this part I get*). At one point she said ‘I must leave now, my work is done’, and vanished. Leaving me to work the murder.

The rest of the dream was me managing taking statements, interviewing the coach, who was actually a famous imposter (??).

Strangest dream everrrrr. And oh my goodness, her OUTFIT 😂. Think clown suit, but with bows. And in prairie flowers in browns, peaches and oranges rather than bright stripes.

Actually afraid to diesct that one...🤪
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That is hilarious! 😂
 
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor ... and surviving.
 
justdoit19 said:
I’ll start. I’ve been having extremely vivid dreams lately and waking up during them. Last night (-cruelly this mornng) I dreamed I met @Capt MJ!! She looked like Lucille Ball except with brown hair and was wearing kind of a fluffy head to toe outfit with lots of bows. I was at a function and there was a parade with a large amount of horses. One particular entry was similar to the beer horses at fairs. Her DH was there as part of that, and she slipped over in stealth mode to watch.

Meanwhile, a high school wrestling meet was also occurring, with a murder in the bathroom. She helped me investigate and manage that situation (actually, she was running the show, I was following along *this part I get*). At one point she said ‘I must leave now, my work is done’, and vanished. Leaving me to work the murder.

The rest of the dream was me managing taking statements, interviewing the coach, who was actually a famous imposter (??).

Strangest dream everrrrr. And oh my goodness, her OUTFIT 😂. Think clown suit, but with bows. And in prairie flowers in browns, peaches and oranges rather than bright stripes.

Actually afraid to diesct that one...🤪
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Okay, this cracks me up. So, did your wise, floppy shoed counsel help you solve the murder?
Whodunit?
The freshmen with the tennis racket in the gym?
The beer vendor at the Clydesdale horse parade with a beer stein in the barn?

Best post of the day. Love it.

Now, if only the dream had ended with her feeding you something amazing that of course, she cooked just for you. :)
 
Here's one.....


I was in a class and we had a surprise test. The test was in essay form. The classroom was an igloo (not really cold, just built the same way). The domed igloo classroom had a small in two places along the group (kind of like an semicircle dog door minus a door). The holes were across from each and there was a dirt worn path between them. On the path were turtles, walking in line (continuously walking), in through one hole and out through the other. To complete the test we had to submit our papers by placing them on the shells of the turtles as they passed by the center of the room. When the turtles got to the other end of the path, they'd exit through the other hole. Just outside of the hole were baby bears which would eat the turtles (and the essays on their backs) as the exited the igloo classroom. That's how you turned in your essay test.
 
Devil Doc said:
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor ... and surviving.
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Don't forget the gardenias on the banks of the Ohio River.

The horror.
 
Had a doozy this week. I've been binging Stargate SG1 lately. In my dream I was elected to Congress (needless to say I was unopposed or I wouldn't have won). The President then put me in charge of civilian oversight of Stargate Command. I was the most qualified because I had seen all the episodes.
 
Heatherg21 said:
Okay, this cracks me up. So, did your wise, floppy shoed counsel help you solve the murder?
Whodunit?
The freshmen with the tennis racket in the gym?
The beer vendor at the Clydesdale horse parade with a beer stein in the barn?

Best post of the day. Love it.

Now, if only the dream had ended with her feeding you something amazing that of course, she cooked just for you. :)
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Nope! She was stealthy...left me high and dry.
 
I had this dream late last year that someone posted the link below to the USNA appt thread. I watched it, shared it with my DS and we both laughed our heads off. Occasionally, one of us would start randomly singing it somewhere in the house during quarantine. Remember how the 101st's motto was "Currahee!"? This F. Ford Coppola title became our family's motto for his journey/process. It represents patience, waiting and very few words. I love it.

But now I can't find it when I search for it. So it must have just been a dream?

So to the class of 2025....
 
justdoit19 said:
I’ll start. I’ve been having extremely vivid dreams lately and waking up during them. Last night (-cruelly this mornng) I dreamed I met @Capt MJ!! She looked like Lucille Ball except with brown hair and was wearing kind of a fluffy head to toe outfit with lots of bows. I was at a function and there was a parade with a large amount of horses. One particular entry was similar to the beer horses at fairs. Her DH was there as part of that, and she slipped over in stealth mode to watch.

Meanwhile, a high school wrestling meet was also occurring, with a murder in the bathroom. She helped me investigate and manage that situation (actually, she was running the show, I was following along *this part I get*). At one point she said ‘I must leave now, my work is done’, and vanished. Leaving me to work the murder.

The rest of the dream was me managing taking statements, interviewing the coach, who was actually a famous imposter (??).

Strangest dream everrrrr. And oh my goodness, her OUTFIT 😂. Think clown suit, but with bows. And in prairie flowers in browns, peaches and oranges rather than bright stripes.

Actually afraid to diesct that one...🤪
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:D this is really funny
 
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