Your Son/Daughter is Going Where?? Round 2

Brevity is the soul of wit.

When the clueless person asked if our son was still in the Army because he couldn’t find a job, I replied, “He’s holding out for something with more responsibility and a sharper uniform but hasn’t found it yet.”
 
My daughter excitedly shared that she would be attending the Coast Guard Academy, her first choice. Another senior mom’s response?

“Good for you! College isn’t for everyone!”

😂🤦‍♀️
No...she doesn't start serving as an OFFICER until she completes her 4-year bachelor's degree...which you're paying for...so thanks for that.
 
Though I do try to be nice and informative, the fun answer to "Why is DS going to military/SA/ROTC/etc?" is sometimes:

Well a free college education and guaranteed job out of school for several years is pretty good motivation. Not to mention the chance to see the world and get paid for it.

I like to keep that one in my back pocket for those that have that "tone" with this question. Works really well with parents with kids who are getting ready to graduate or just graduated and are looking for jobs/living at home; thankfully, it really doesn't happen that much.
 
"So if the Navy sends him the Middle East, does he have to go?".....WTF (military terminology).
Well, of course he has free will and can refuse to obey orders and go, and be subject to charges under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and likely to be dismissed from the service under other than honorable circumstances with no veterans’ benefits and would probably be ordered to pay back six figures. Other than that, it’s just like any other job. (I amuse myself.)
 
I just posted this link in the USNA forum, but it’s handy as a counterweight to the “ROTC play military” trope. This is one fine NROTC grad. I believe his SEAL background mitigates against the play factor. And I bet he used real guns.


 
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for those that have that "tone" with this question
This is the key thing for me that drives my response. Some people just don't know and ask questions because they don't know and are at least a little curious. I have a good amount of patience when responding to this type of question.

Others have that "tone" where you know they are trying to imply that your kid is basically a failure who has to take what they can get. I don't have much patience for these types of questions...
 
This is the key thing for me that drives my response. Some people just don't know and ask questions because they don't know and are at least a little curious. I have a good amount of patience when responding to this type of question.

Others have that "tone" where you know they are trying to imply that your kid is basically a failure who has to take what they can get. I don't have much patience for these types of questions...
The passive-aggressive digs.
 
Brevity is the soul of wit.

When the clueless person asked if our son was still in the Army because he couldn’t find a job, I replied, “He’s holding out for something with more responsibility and a sharper uniform but hasn’t found it yet.”
Nice to see you here VelveteenR. I've been away from this forum for a while and just popped back in. My son is also still serving. I may use your answer sometime when I get that question. I love it.
 
I just posted this link in the USNA forum, but it’s handy as a counterweight to the “ROTC play military” trope. This is one fine NROTC grad. I believe his SEAL background mitigates against the play factor. And I bet he used real guns.
One of the most challenging aspects of my role as a BGO is helping candidates fully appreciate the importance of having a credible Plan B. The United States Naval Academy is an exceptional and unique institution, but experience—whether in the military or elsewhere—consistently shows that long-term success depends far more on the individual than on the specific place where they spend four years of their education.
 
One of the most challenging aspects of my role as a BGO is helping candidates fully appreciate the importance of having a credible Plan B. The United States Naval Academy is an exceptional and unique institution, but experience—whether in the military or elsewhere—consistently shows that long-term success depends far more on the individual than on the specific place where they spend four years of their education.
Agreed!
 
This happen yesterday:
Acquaintance: "Hey your son graduates this year? What is he going to do?
Wife: "He is attending USMA at West Point.
Acquaintance: " My son went to the same place a few years ago, he was a chef in the Coast Guard"
Whoa - that’s a real mash-up. Sure, I can see where Cape May, NJ, could be confused with USMA, West Point. They are both waterfront installations with a lot of marching.

And your reaction? Too amazed to respond, too busy locking down the eye roll?
 
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