Candidate looking for BEST JOB!

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  1. LineInTheSand

    LineInTheSand USCGA 2006

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    Hi guys. I've been around for awhile, but I've decided to finally ask a question.


    Right now, after watching some movies there are a few things I'd like to do...

    First, I want to be Delta Force, or at least Navy SEALs. Can I also serve in RECON too? Most likely I'll be a sniper, but the coolest thing is I can grow a beard.

    When I'm not killing bad guys, am I able to switch over to Air Force? I'd also like to fly F-22s AND F-35s. If I can get one that transforms into a robot, that would be great.

    When I'm not killing terrorists, I'd like to be a CIA spy, but I would like to also be a part time FBI agent, as long as I get body armor and windbreakers that say "FBI" on them. Is that possible.

    I think it would be cool to go to space, but I'd rather be in a super rocket designed to land on incoming astroids, like in that Bruce Willis movie...

    Anyway, that's what I want to do...all of that. What school is best to go to to make that happen?

    Also, my SATs/ACTs

    SAT: combined 950
    ACT: 15

    GPA: 2.29
    Class Rank: 1213/1237

    How do I compare?


    Thanks!
     
  2. Christcorp

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    Way too easy.

    Coast Guard Academy without a doubt.

    With that resume and those aspirations; the coast guard is the perfect fit. :thumb:
     
  3. patentesq

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    There is a new academy opening this year, that is supposed to train Delta SEALs (a new, highly secretive unit of the U.S. Air Force). Here's a photo:

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    However, this new Academy is different than the rest in that there are civilians on campus (who receive instruction from the FBI). Unfortunately, there isn't a space program yet.

    The other thing that is different about this academy is that it uses "inverse credentialing", meaning that the lower your scores, the better your chances are of gaining admission. This idea was actually the CIA's contribution to show that it can "think outside the box".

    You still have time to improve your scores. I suggest that you try not to do your homework and start skipping classes.

    As for CFA, you simply need to be able to lift the TV remote up and down from an arm-chair 5 times (you are permitted to rest your elbow while doing so). Note that you will actually score higher if you lift the remote only 4 times. Last year, one of the candidates lifted it only once and obtained a max score.

    As for terrorists, you won't get much of those because the Academy is located on the South Pole. You will learn how to play a LOT of card games, though.
     
  4. LineInTheSand

    LineInTheSand USCGA 2006

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    Oh yes! I've heard of this....I believe they fast rope out of F-22s...
     
  5. LineInTheSand

    LineInTheSand USCGA 2006

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    I've been playing a lot of Black Ops on PS3 and SOCOM on my PSP....I think I'm ready. Plus I already know tactics from leading my team on D&D every night instead of doing boring homework like pre-algebra..
     
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    mtnman17 USMA Appointee 2015

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    I've posted this one here before, but it never gets old.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvph0r09nDU&feature=player_embedded
     
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  8. LineInTheSand

    LineInTheSand USCGA 2006

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    mtnman17 USMA Appointee 2015

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    Glad to see you enjoyed it. :biggrin:
     
  10. Terroristkiller123

    Terroristkiller123 New Member

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    Dis is wat I want to do to! I want to get me some alkaida and terrorists. IdK if you can do all dat you said you wanted to do, but you should still try ma man. I want to do some secret stuff like Steven Segal and crap. He is why I am going to enlist in the Nat Guard, kick some terrorist but here at ma home. I was gonna do ROTC but it would take too long. I had some of the same stats as you, 2.3 GPA 1320 SAT 17 ACT. IdK what ma class rank is but my guidance counselor said it was in da 90th percent so dats pretty good. I have a little bettah scores den you, but don't let dat bring you down. Space is cool too. I wanna get in a special program that fights aliens and stuff if they have it. Battle LA was sooo cool, it influenced me too. That plus I play a lot of COD will give me the edge I need in a strategic situation. I wanna be in Delta Force, anyone know how I can get in? Anyway dats mah story, you keep on keeping on mah dude, I'll see you on da battlefield.
     
  11. mtnman17

    mtnman17 USMA Appointee 2015

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    Good start. Are you a Junior or a senior?
    Keep up the good work!
     

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