Thanks for everyone's answers
By the way, I was going to wish the Cubs luck based on your moniker, but based on the standings it looks like another one of those years. Sorry, dude.
Being a Cubs fan has taught me a lot about values. The value I get out of it is patience. A lot of patience. A lot of patience.
(a misquote by Ernie Banks)
A little boy is walking down the street one day and finds a genie jar. He opens it and out comes a genie.
Here is the conversation:
G: I'll give you three wishes.
B: I wish for an XBOX 360, and a PSP and....peace in the middle east.
G: Where is the middle east little boy?
The boy pull out a map and shows him where the middle east is.
G: Uhm, I dont think I can do that little boy. Do you have another wish?
B: Well, could you make the Cubs win the World Series?
The genie pauses and then says:
G: Lemme see that map of the middle east again.