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[Zaphod]

I didn't realize the Mets had any fans.

Hey, it's New York. Some people just can't help being stupid.

I say this as a Native New Yorker who escaped. TWICE.



As for weapon names, maybe we can rename the Tomahawk the "EBT Card Missile" or something....

We'll love and compassion the hell out of 'em!