At the Risk of Sounding Sarcastic.......

GWU PNS (emeritus)

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So yesterday I received the first of what I am pretty sure will be several frantic calls from breathless candidates, as well as one agitated parent.

The call goes something along the lines of..... "OH MY GOD......OH MY GOD...... HELP!!!!! I found out I received the 4 year scholarship thing, but then there was this note about MSI something or other, and I have to go to one of those H Bee See something. I don't want to do that, and I didn't even apply for that. Can't I just go to my favorite school instead? What do I do? Why is this happening to me?"

My first reaction is to conduct a deep breathing exercise, assume the lotus position (not easy at my age), find my inner zen happy place, and then prepare the response. I usually ask if the person actually read the application while they were filling it out? Did they know what MSISR was when they clicked the little box stating they were interested? How many colleges did they actually apply to? (In this case, they only applied to their first choice. 😒) Depending on those answers, I decide whether or not I can take another sip of my coffee.

And so, at the risk of sounding sarcastic, the NROTC team makes certain assumptions at the beginning of the scholarship season. And some of those assumptions are:
-- The applicant is a functionally literate person.
-- Taking the first bullet to the next step, that you have utilized your functional literacy and actually read the application as you were filling it out. *** Special note......"My mom read it, or my recruiter told me what to do........." those are not very good answers.
-- The applicant understands that while they make a list of 5 potential universities, the NROTC team is not going to apply to those universities for you. As a matter of fact, we cannot, by law, apply to any university on your behalf.
-- We assume when you state your interest in an MSISR scholarship, you understand what it is that you are saying you are interested in.
-- We assume you realize that you are not guaranteed the first choice on your list. This means you should really, really, think about applying to more than one university to ensure you meet the deadlines of the universities.
-- We assume that if you have any questions, you will employ one of several resources, which include Google, BING, your recruiting officer, this fairly extensive forum, or other possible resources as yet undiscovered.
-- Lastly, we assume that if you did none of the above, you try to understand that the potential loss of your scholarship offer is, regrettably, due, in part, to your own personal failure, rather than an institutional problem.

Ok, now I feel better. Even if no one reads this, or reads it and disregards it. (Or reads it and thinks, this is not a good time to call him and ask for help with my application)

We will now resume our regular programming..........
 
So yesterday I received the first of what I am pretty sure will be several frantic calls from breathless candidates, as well as one agitated parent.

The call goes something along the lines of..... "OH MY GOD......OH MY GOD...... HELP!!!!! I found out I received the 4 year scholarship thing, but then there was this note about MSI something or other, and I have to go to one of those H Bee See something. I don't want to do that, and I didn't even apply for that. Can't I just go to my favorite school instead? What do I do? Why is this happening to me?"

My first reaction is to conduct a deep breathing exercise, assume the lotus position (not easy at my age), find my inner zen happy place, and then prepare the response. I usually ask if the person actually read the application while they were filling it out? Did they know what MSISR was when they clicked the little box stating they were interested? How many colleges did they actually apply to? (In this case, they only applied to their first choice. 😒) Depending on those answers, I decide whether or not I can take another sip of my coffee.

And so, at the risk of sounding sarcastic, the NROTC team makes certain assumptions at the beginning of the scholarship season. And some of those assumptions are:
-- The applicant is a functionally literate person.
-- Taking the first bullet to the next step, that you have utilized your functional literacy and actually read the application as you were filling it out. *** Special note......"My mom read it, or my recruiter told me what to do........." those are not very good answers.
-- The applicant understands that while they make a list of 5 potential universities, the NROTC team is not going to apply to those universities for you. As a matter of fact, we cannot, by law, apply to any university on your behalf.
-- We assume when you state your interest in an MSISR scholarship, you understand what it is that you are saying you are interested in.
-- We assume you realize that you are not guaranteed the first choice on your list. This means you should really, really, think about applying to more than one university to ensure you meet the deadlines of the universities.
-- We assume that if you have any questions, you will employ one of several resources, which include Google, BING, your recruiting officer, this fairly extensive forum, or other possible resources as yet undiscovered.
-- Lastly, we assume that if you did none of the above, you try to understand that the potential loss of your scholarship offer is, regrettably, due, in part, to your own personal failure, rather than an institutional problem.

Ok, now I feel better. Even if no one reads this, or reads it and disregards it. (Or reads it and thinks, this is not a good time to call him and ask for help with my application)

We will now resume our regular programming..........
I read it and commend you on your restraint. I'm would struggle with inappropriate comments coming out of my mouth during those phone calls.
 
Ok, now I feel better. Even if no one reads this, or reads it and disregards it. (Or reads it and thinks, this is not a good time to call him and ask for help with my application)
Bless you, @GWU PNS, for writing what I’m often thinking. As a college professor, I know too well all of which you describe.

I’m going to expose myself as a cynical old fart, but here goes: This generation demonstrates a major lack of attention to detail, along with a major disinterest in doing the little things that matter most. That was already in the works — due to many reasons better explained by psychologists and sociologists — but covid only exacerbated things. This generation was let off the hook, freed from accountability and high standards, and now we’re seeing the effects.

Again, a cynical but real observation: If information requires more than 45 seconds of reading, or can’t be swiped on a screen, or can’t be viewed on an online video — good luck getting it understood, retained and acted on. Unfortunately, the professional world doesn’t work that way. Neither does our enemy looking to defeat us in war.

OK, done venting and now off my soapbox. But @GWU PNS struck a nerve and I couldn’t help but empathize with him.

P.S. Don’t get me started on parents who contact college professors on behalf of their adult children!
 
Serenity now @GWU PNS. I remember DS’ NROTC drop off. One of the parents asking why their mid needed to know his blood type (because they didn’t despite the instructions saying it was needed). The Lt. is like you need it for your dog tags. I’m thinking does this family grasp what they have gotten into?
 
Bless you, @GWU PNS, for writing what I’m often thinking. As a college professor, I know too well all of which you describe.

I’m going to expose myself as a cynical old fart, but here goes: This generation demonstrates a major lack of attention to detail, along with a major disinterest in doing the little things that matter most. That was already in the works — due to many reasons better explained by psychologists and sociologists — but covid only exacerbated things. This generation was let off the hook, freed from accountability and high standards, and now we’re seeing the effects.

Again, a cynical but real observation: If information requires more than 45 seconds of reading, or can’t be swiped on a screen, or can’t be viewed on an online video — good luck getting it understood, retained and acted on. Unfortunately, the professional world doesn’t work that way. Neither does our enemy looking to defeat us in war.

OK, done venting and now off my soapbox. But @GWU PNS struck a nerve and I couldn’t help but empathize with him.

P.S. Don’t get me started on parents who contact college professors on behalf of their adult children!
Remember professor, if the final grade is an "A" you will here the student proclaim, "I GOT AN "A" And if they fail........."That old fart professor gave me an "F"
 
Serenity now @GWU PNS. I remember DS’ NROTC drop off. One of the parents asking why their mid needed to know his blood type (because they didn’t despite the instructions saying it was needed). The Lt. is like you need it for your dog tags. I’m thinking does this family grasp what they have gotten into?
I wish I were kidding, but two years ago, the Gunny asked......."Blood type?" to which the answer was......."Red, sir"

We needed to restrain the Gunny.
 
P.S. Don’t get me started on parents who contact college professors on behalf of their adult children!
Don't get me started!
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I wish I were kidding, but two years ago, the Gunny asked......."Blood type?" to which the answer was......."Red, sir"

We needed to restrain the Gunny.
This made me laugh so loud at my office that people looked at me like I was crazy. The mental picture of a Gunny head exploding was too much.....thank you!
 
I wish I were kidding, but two years ago, the Gunny asked......."Blood type?" to which the answer was......."Red, sir"

We needed to restrain the Gunny.
This reminds me of a civics class question.

The teacher ask “What are the three branches of government?”

Some very well informed students respond “Democrat, Republican, and Independent.”

I don’t know weather to laugh or cry.🤪
 
This reminds me of a civics class question.

The teacher ask “What are the three branches of government?”

Some very well informed students respond “Democrat, Republican, and Independent.”

I don’t know weather to laugh or cry.🤪
There was a candidate running for mayor in my city. I was discussing issues with her in the hallway after a common council meeting.

She said something foolish so I asked her what the three branches of government were. She didn’t know. But she guessed … the mayor, the common council, and the director of administration and finance.

I wasn’t going to correct her.
 
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