Captain revealed to be imposter

This should be fully investigated :thumb: With pobably the cost of millions.:biggrin:
 
This could turn into a calamity of galactic proportions.

Is General Mills really a flag officer?
Did Colonel Sanders falsify his record to get promoted?
If Sergent Shriver was in the Navy in WWII, when did he cross commission?
Which branch is Corporal Punishment in?
 
I remember that Crunch got his promotion during the "Great Cereal Wars", when he out maneuvered General Mill (who claims he forgot his Wheaties)..
 
If Cap'n Crunch never served in the Navy, does that mean they won't have to redesign that cereal box since it's in ALL CAPS?
 
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