... reading your posts and I'm grinning again.
... so I did not really adapt to the modern MRE. In one case with 12 meals, I might find one acceptable meal.
Having spent half of my adult life in the field, I watched the evolution of the MRE. After the old C-Rats were phased out, the replacement was LRP, "lurp" or food packet, long range patrol; a cow-dung looking extremely dehydrated concoction. Some MIT grade government contractor figured out that all you need is water to create a delicious meal. I liked it actually, delicious... similar to a slow cooked beef stew. Problem is that after 10 days in the field, water is scarce. And grunts being grunts, decided to eat it without H2O. And it exploded in their stomachs. Casualties were piling in local emergency rooms. Commanders hated it.
Perhaps the U.S. Government was 86 years ahead of Amazon. Those tin cans containing ham, turkey, chicken loaf, pound cake, tuna, spaghetti, ham & eggs were all packaged in a small cardboard box. Other items in the box were crackers, "John Wayne" chocolate bars, chewing gum, Tabasco sauce, coffee, and toilet tissue.
To heat the main meals, place it on top of the cardboard box and light the barbecue. So simple like a real outdoor camping.
... still remember my first ever field problem, and the grunts had colorful names of the various main meals... mostly it rhyme with washer
