Pretty funny, Zap.
As a "directionally challenged" person the SWO Spin is a good one - I have a hard time with "right" and "left" directions - I usually point.
When driving with my kids one time, I asked do I turn right or left - she - in the front seat - said left. I went right. The whole carload screams "No, the OTHER left!"
They don't let me drive much anymore.
PPW-Plebe, his girl friend, his little brother, my ex-wife. Going to a little restaurant only the ex knew about. Came to intersection. She; "Turn right here." I turned right. "No, no, turn LEFT right here." The meltdown occured that can only occur (Zap, are you listening) when the exes and kids are involved. To this day in the '69 household, if you are told to "Turn right here", you had better turn left.