Hi. I am a football team located in the Eastern United States (Pennsylvania) and will be playing in an important game today. The problem is that my mother will be watching, and I don't know whether to tell her we will win or lose. I am curious about what do you folks think are my chances today. Here are my stats: Win-Loss Record -- 12-4 Total Offense (per game) -- 345.3 yds Total Defense (per game) -- 276.8 yds Points Scored (per game) -- 23.4 pts Points Allowed (per game) -- 14.5 pts I am currently ranked at the top of my organization and have plenty of leadership experience. However, I have never participated in JROTC or Boy Scouts, and I do not have too many ECs (although some of the guys have appeared in shampoo commercials). I understand that the opposing team today has a very strong background in the Girl Scouts. My favorite colors are black and gold, and there are no DoDMERB issues. I am in top physical condition, but a lot of the guys have problems with pull-ups for some reason. Any advice is appreciated.