Ulterior Motive..not really

[ShaftAlley]

i'll side with negativestability13. i'll help fight to the death or colors...whichever comes first. accountability is important

 

[EmergencyTug]

So 0600...Death before Dishonor (SPQR)
The fair maiden will be mine.

By the way $900

 

[ShaftAlley]

forget the maiden...i got 5 on emergencytug for winning the duel.

 

[negativestability13]

This whole forum is getting a bit too expensive for me. 5 dollars and a 1982 Chevy Nova (engine not included).

 

[SternThruster]

I will be there with my drilling saber and my plastic M4 to do battle at dawn....the red bricks of the grinder will be even redder with blood

 

[ShaftAlley]

i'll see you your chevy nova and raise you a 1979 ford pinto lifted up on cinderblocks

 

[jasperdog]

Must indeed be finals week...

 

[EmergencyTug]

I bet she doesnt even exist...$500 and a fire-damaged Chrysler Le baron

 

[negativestability13]

I learned this one in Pakistan $510 Two packs of Marlboro Reds

and $5 on her not existing

 

[ShaftAlley]

Marlboro Reds? Im no Karachi pilot.... I demand livestock, and pop tarts

 

[negativestability13]

I need to get some sleep to prepare for the epic battle for this girls honor!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good night fellow suitor, sleep well for this will be your last! Tomorrow you dine in hell (Delano).

 

[EmergencyTug]

Sounds good....0600 YOU or ME ...for the maiden!

 

[SternThruster]

I dont know about you guys but I dine in hell every day....Delano

 

[nucwarrant]

While you guys are dueling, I'm going to take this lovely lady to the ring dance because I am the true officer and gentleman.

This guy gets points. Picture to post later today hopefully.

 

[Mongo]

Your daughter is sooooo going to kill you! (But it will make a great story at the wedding!)

I'm taking bets that this is a midshipman prank and that there is no daughter.

 

[EmergencyTug]

This guy gets points. Picture to post later today hopefully.

Listen, I personally know SternThruster, and let me tell you something...he is not the guy you are thinking of. Officer and Gentlemen my ass!
Looking forward to the picture.

Your Daughters Future Date,

Emergency Tug

 

[bridgebabe]

As a female at the academy, I take great offense to the fact that there was only a daughter offered and no son.

I deserve love too.

This is textbook discrimination.

 

[SternThruster]

Listen, I personally know SternThruster, and let me tell you something...he is not the guy you are thinking of. Officer and Gentlemen my ass!
Looking forward to the picture.

Your Daughters Future Date,

Emergency Tug

Slander, its all slander! Im going to take you to civil court for deformation of my character. And don't think I'll settle for any ADR process.

 

[Sunk @ the Docks]

Slander, its all slander! Im going to take you to civil court for deformation of my character. And don't think I'll settle for any ADR process.

Actually, it would be libel.

 

[Lynpar]

Bridge babe, you go girl! Best not to ---- (mess) where you eat. Good thinking. So Parents Weekend can also be Brothers Appreciation weekend too.
I bet you don't have to pay for a thing in the city do you? Lol