2021 memes

[justdoit19]

Prices are better, too

 

[ParadiseMom3]

But if you live in a shutdown state (like Ca) ...you’ll pay for the over priced drink just to be out.

 

[ProudDad17]

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A 5 oz pour? What is this you speak of? DW and I were in Italy fall of ‘99 for our anniversary. We learned the way we pour wine at home was known as an “American pour”. Call me proud to be an American.

 

[Twins4us]

I typically pour the DW’s wine and stop 8-10 seconds after she says when. It’s a symbiotic relationship...I get blamed for over-pouring and she gets to drink all 25ozs. Win-win. Now if I can convince her to start pouring my bourbons for me.

 

[Heatherg21]

Can I just say you guys are my people? These wine memes and heavy (ahem, proper pours) are proof of such.
slainte!

 

[Dad_2024]

I typically pour the DW’s wine and stop 8-10 seconds after she says when. It’s a symbiotic relationship...I get blamed for over-pouring and she gets to drink all 25ozs. Win-win. Now if I can convince her to start pouring my bourbons for me.

I say there's a reason the glassblower made it that size. If you wanted less, pick a smaller wine glass. 1/4 of an inch below the rim is about right to keep it from spilling when you take the first sip.

 

[StPaulDad]

This seems very 2021.

 

[Dad_2024]

 

[Dad_2024]

 

[justdoit19]

I guess it’s time for this now

 

[ProudDad17]

I guess it’s time for this now


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That would be worth $4000 here in California.

 

[Devil Doc]

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They wear those jeans to church.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Heatherg21]

They wear those jeans to church.

And to class. Daily. And they pay good money for them!!!! SMH.

 

[Devil Doc]

And to class. Daily. And they pay good money for them!!!! SMH.

I figured they wear them to church because they’re holy.

 

[Heatherg21]

I figured they wear them to church because they’re holy.

I may have just spit out my wine. You crack me up.

 

[usafcellist2026]

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They wear those jeans to church.

And to class. Daily. And they pay good money for them!!!! SMH.

I was attacked by a bear.

Those jeans are my badge of survival. Miraculously the claws only ripped the jeans and not the skin. Funny how things work out.

 

[usafcellist2026]

I figured they wear them to church because they’re holy.

I almost choked on my bacon. You never fail me.

 

[Devil Doc]

A 38 year old colleague wore her church jeans today. I said, what are you, 16?

At this point, they are happy if we just show up.

 

[StPaulDad]

I figured they wear them to church because they’re holy.

This should be over in the Dad Joke thread.