****screen - A Midshipman (normally a Plebe) who seems to screw up EVERYTHING or, at the very least, get blamed for it. He captures every bad vibe and comment there is anywhere in the vicinity. More often than not, he deserves it.
Usage: "Did you hear about Abernathy? First he got stopped in the p-way by Mr Door for having a bad tuck, then he got stopped again by Ms. Gish for not cutting his corner properly, and then he got fried for being late to noon meal formation. Now he's being flamed for not having read the paper. Jeez, what a ****screen!"