Haiku & New Indictments

severn

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.... from a legal scholar Jonathan Turley, George Washington University, "...if you take a red pen to all of the material presumptively protected by the First Amendment, you can reduce much of the Indictments to a haiku." 🤣
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White House or jail house
Tuscanian hunk replacement
Sleep, worry no more
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White House or jail house
Tuscanian hunk replacement
Sleep, worry no more
Tuscanian is not a word. If it were, then the second line would violate the sacred seven syllable, second line rule of haiku. For that reason, you should hang your head in shame, as I admonished @Capt MJ .

If you meant to use the adjectival form of Tuscany, which is Tuscan, then the haiku would still violate the sacred rules of haiku.

When composing a haiku and searching for a three syllable word, my recommendation would be to use the word Piedmontese for any reference to Italy or beef.
 
Tuscanian is not a word. If it were, then the second line would violate the sacred seven syllable, second line rule of haiku. For that reason, you should hang your head in shame, as I admonished @Capt MJ .

If you meant to use the adjectival form of Tuscany, which is Tuscan, then the haiku would still violate the sacred rules of haiku.

When composing a haiku and searching for a three syllable word, my recommendation would be to use the word Piedmontese for any reference to Italy or beef.
Except as spoken in Italian, “Piedmontese” is 4 syllables, as a fly-by nonsequitur.
 
Tuscanian is not a word. If it were, then the second line would violate the sacred seven syllable, second line rule of haiku. For that reason, you should hang your head in shame, as I admonished @Capt MJ .

If you meant to use the adjectival form of Tuscany, which is Tuscan, then the haiku would still violate the sacred rules of haiku.

When composing a haiku and searching for a three syllable word, my recommendation would be to use the word Piedmontese for any reference to Italy or beef.
:) :) :) :) :) :)
Unicuique sua
Ambulatione utatur
Bonum diem habeas
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Except as spoken in Italian, “Piedmontese” is 4 syllables, as a fly-by nonsequitur.



That's a Piedmontese rib eye. Every waiter at Casa Bovina pronounces it in three syllables. My client who feeds Piedmontese cattle in his feed yard pronounces it in three syllables. Then again we're in Nebraska.

@Capt MJ , you know I'd rather be raking someone else over the coals
 



That's a Piedmontese rib eye. Every waiter at Casa Bovina pronounces it in three syllables. My client who feeds Piedmontese cattle in his feed yard pronounces it in three syllables. Then again we're in Nebraska.

@Capt MJ , you know I'd rather be raking someone else over the coals
La pronuncia sta malissimo a Casa Bovina!! :D
 
Tuscanian is not a word. If it were, then the second line would violate the sacred seven syllable, second line rule of haiku. For that reason, you should hang your head in shame, as I admonished @Capt MJ .

If you meant to use the adjectival form of Tuscany, which is Tuscan, then the haiku would still violate the sacred rules of haiku.

When composing a haiku and searching for a three syllable word, my recommendation would be to use the word Piedmontese for any reference to Italy or beef.
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Min epistrepseis
Na eisei eleftheros
Kane tu diko sou
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Fyrirgefðu, ég tala hvorki ítölsku né latínu.
У меня есть возможность, в основном, обойтись простым русским языком.
 
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Tinh yeu vo nghia
Chim bo cau va thieu nu
Hoang hon va bihn mihn
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Tuscanian is not a word. If it were, then the second line would violate the sacred seven syllable, second line rule of haiku. For that reason, you should hang your head in shame, as I admonished @Capt MJ .

If you meant to use the adjectival form of Tuscany, which is Tuscan, then the haiku would still violate the sacred rules of haiku.

When composing a haiku and searching for a three syllable word, my recommendation would be to use the word Piedmontese for any reference to Italy or beef.
Presidential shame
Arrogance comes full circle
Join the indicted
 
Maybe we should send these to congress
 
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